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PANEL 1
Backyard set
Jeffers is at the grill making some hamburgers and hot dogs. Alberto and Earf is standing next to him with a drink in each of their hands. Alberto is drooling a little.
JEFFERS
Who wants cheese on their burger?
ALBERTO
Double it up on min, Jeffers!
EARF
You know, in World War II, our military spent $25,000 on Project Pigeon.
JEFFERS
No I did not. Did you know that pigeons produce milk?
EARF
Nope, but listen up.
CAPTION 2
Is that true?
CAPTION
Yup, it’s call crop milk. Google it.
PANEL 2
Earf looking over at Jeffers while he grills, tipping his drink at him like he's using it to make a point. Alberto is fixated on the grill.

EARF
They were suicide mission pigeons that delivered missile.
JEFFERS
That’s horrible, those poor birdies.
PANEL 3
View from the kitchen window out into the backyard. Jonly and Calvereena are preparing some salad view is from over their shoulders
JONLY NONLY
So you've been "teaching" us for several issues now, where do you get your information from?
CALVEREENA
Pretty sure the writer just copies shit from google.
PANEL 4
Flipped view of Jonly and Calvereena both looking directly at the camera.
JONLY NONLY
Wait, didn’t he die or get sucked through a portal or something in the last issue, who the hell is writing this?
CALVEREENA
That's a really great question.
CAPTION 3
That is a good question. If we, or I mean he, got sucked into a portal in issue 10, then how are we still here?
CAPTION
It would appear that while we at times talks through us, we (much like Jonly) are our own consciousness.
CAPTION 2
Then how the hell was he on the last page?
CAPTION
Stock photo.
CAPTION 3
Oh what the hell.