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PANEL 1
Jeffers on the floor looking normal rubbing there he was just hit.
JEFFERS
There had to be a less painful way to do that.
JONLY NONLY
Maybe, but get over here before they eat you.
PANEL 2
Side shot. Jonly, K-Dizzle, Calvereena, and Jeffers on one side, zombies on the other. A good ten feet between them. There is a door on the wall.
JONLY NONLY
Guys, we can use the power of music to seduce the zombies to not eat us.
K-DIZZLE
Where do you come up with this shit?
JONLY NONLY
It's in the script.
CAPTION 3
Where do we come up with this shit?
CAPTION 2
We were dropped a lot as a baby,
PANEL 3
Jonly playing drums, Jeffers playing guitar, Calvereena playing bass, K-Dizzle Singing. There is a door on the wall.
K-DIZZLE (SINGING)
Fighting zombies off with a punk rock song
Makes as much sense as dildo ping pong
But this should work cause the script says so
Though I'd rather set you all on fire with my zipoo
This song might make us famous
Hey Calvereena, look, your friend the succubus
PANEL 4
Same as panel 3, Calvereena is gone, his bass guitar floating in air. The zombies are fleeing and running away. There is a door with thumping coming from it.
SFX
THUMP THUMP
K-DIZZLE
We lost Calvereena to some original sin
But the zombies ran away, so I guess that's a win!
PANEL 5
K-Dizzle, Jonly, and Jeffers standing by the door. Calvereena in the doorway with his closed ripped a little.
K-DIZZLE
Gross.
CALVEREENA
You know...wait, you're supposed to say "how did you beat them." Then I say "you now" Way to ruin the running gag, K-Buzzkill
K-DIZZLE
Whatever, still gross.

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