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2026-01-13-CLAY J AND SKIT - CLAY J UPDATE
PANEL 1
Clay J up close looking over at Skit (off panel)
Blue lighting.
CLAY J
So yeah, that’s how I lost my arm and hands.
CLAY J
My foot, I honestly don’t remember.
PANEL 2
Side view, Skit on the left, Clay J on the right. Wire Frame Guy in the background.
Blue lighting.
SKIT
That’s crazy dude. I’ve just been on a shelf.
SKIT
You also kinda smell.
CAPTION 3
Dude, come on
CAPTION
What?
PANEL 3
3/4 view, Skit looking away, Clay J looking at Skit’s back. Wire Frame dude in the background.
Blue lighting.
CLAY J
Yeah...there is something oozing out of my chest and head. Not sure what. But but it does not wash out.
CAPTION 3
This is boring, and not funny at all. What are we doing?
CAPTION
It’s called backstory, look it up buddy.
SKIT
I’m glad that I’m make of wood so my biggest risk is fire.
CLAY J
And water. You wouldn’t do well submerged.
SKIT
This is very true.
CAPTION 3
Who’s that metal guy in the background?
CAPTION 2
Probably someone who has completely forgotten about and doesn’t do anything.
CAPTION
Hey!