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PANEL 1
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Phone, I have something for you!
PANEL 2
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Well today is Valentines day, which is also called V-Day which can be shortened down to VD...
PANEL 3
PHONE
Are you getting to a point, MoFo?
PANEL 4
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
My sister gave you herpes.
PHONE
That's ok, I gave her cancer*
CAPTION
Cancer from being a cell phone, not breast cancer. Boobie cancer is not funny.