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2026-03-19-SGTBLINKY-WE AINT GERMAN BOSS
PANEL 1
Munsell and Pantone talking around the lave river
LT. MUNSELL
Wie kann dieser dumme verdammte AMI es wagen zu glauben, dass er mit dieser rassistischen Beleidigung gegen uns davonkommt! Und er hat unseren glorreichen Grünen Führer verloren?
Scheiß auf dich, Blinky!
LT. MUNSELL (TRANSLATED)
How dare that stupid fucking American think he can get away with this racist insult against us! And he lost our glorious Green leader? Screw you, Blinky!
LT. MUNSELL
Fick dich und deine Brigade of Fantastic!
LT. MUNSELL (TRANSLATED)
Fuck you and your Brigade of Fantastic!
PRIVATE PANTONE
Sir, couple of things here.
PRIVATE PANTONE
First, we ain’t German. We are just Green. Just as they ain’t American, they are just Tan.
PRIVATE PANTONE
Second, way to prove my point about being a Karen.
PRIVATE PANTONE
And third, with our Green Leader gone, doesn’t that make you our NEW Green Leader?
LT. MUNSELL
Well, I am in the leader pose. So I suppose it does.