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PANEL 1
Jonly and K-Dizzle standing around all the desks again. Albert, Dylerino, Jeffers, Calvereena, and Earf are looking at them (sitting at their desks)
JONLY NONLY
Guys, we gotta figure out how to send John back. This writing our own issues shit is not working out.
CAPTION 2
Is ‘Berto watching a live feed in this room?
CAPTION 3
seems so, better than a bathroom feed.
CAPTION 3
Why are they all in red bowties and open front jackets with no shirts?
CAPTION 2
Jonly is writing this one, so that tracks.

PANEL 2
Zoom in on Earf, sitting across from Jeffers
EARF
I dunno, these last 5 issues have been pretty fun. Better art, more scenery.
JEFFERS
More fishing!
CAPTION 2
Means Jonly likes the side flesh. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
CAPTION 3
Or his a Chippendales fan.
PANEL 3
Calvereena at his desk sitting across from an empty desk.
CALVEREENA
Last issue I nailed 2 succubus', an evil Doppelgänger, and a horde of zombies. Been pretty rad.
SFX
Fap fap fap
CAPTION 3
Hold up, Calvereena has a Monitor in panel 1, and on the last page. Now he doesn’t have one again.
CAPTION 3
What’s with the continuity errors here?
PANEL 4
View on Jonly and K-Dizzle, both with disgusted looks on their face.
K-DIZZLE
Gross, again.
JONLY NONLY
Yeah, I wouldn't be bragging about that.
K-DIZZLE
Moving on.
PANEL 5
Jonly and K-Dizzle walking past the desks over to the conveference room.
JONLY NONLY
Follow me to the conference room and let's talk this all out.
CAPTION
Budget cuts.