He makes a valid point.

P1
Calvin and Dylan on the couch playing video games.
CALVIN
So that’s when I had to pull out. It was getting risky.
DYLAN
Makes sense.
P2
Close up of Calvin
CALVIN
Yeah, the market is stained right now.
P3
Dylan and Calvin from the back in silhouette
DYLAN
Couldn’t you use protection?
CALVIN
Where’s the fun in that?
P4
JN leaning into the room
JN
Calvin, are you talking about the stock market of the hookup market?
P5
Drawing of a mountain.
CALVIN
(off panel)
Both I suppose.
CALVIN
(off panle)
You gotta plant a seed to reap rewards.
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