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PANEL 1
Dining room set
View of Jeffers and Jonly talking to each other. K-Dizzle is off panel.
JEFFERS
You really gotta get better at this game, you always die.
JONLY NONLY
Hey, it's not my fault I like to be in the front.
JEFFERS
Well, yes it is. And you always where the skimpy armor for some reason.
JONLY NONLY
I wear the bikini for
the hot and sexy. Livin’ in
a man’s world, starving for equality.
JONLY NONLY
I wear it for the
women who only have this as an option in the game. and has to pick it cause it’s always the same.
JEFFERS
You’re hopeless, I swear.
SFX
DING DONG
PANEL 2
K-Dizzle walking down the hallway towards the front door.
K-DIZZLE
Pizza is here, I'll get it!
BETWEEN PANELS 1/2 AND 3/4
CAPTION 3
Did he just re-write Johnny Cash’s “Man in Black” and make it about female armor choices in games?
CAPTION
Nice! You caught that reference!
CAPTION 2
Guys, it’s not cool if we tell people about our references. That makes us kinda stupid.
CAPTION 3
You’re kinda stupid.
CAPTION
Yeah, what he said.
CAPTION 2
Yeah yeah, whatever.
PANEL 3
K-Dizzle at the front door, view is outside looking in over the top of the pizza delivery person with a hat on and a pizza place uniform (this is John the creator in disguise)
JOHN
One half pep/half sausage, and one margarita pizza, ma’am.
K-DIZZLE
Thanks! Have a good night!
JOHN
You too.
PANEL 4
K-Dizzle is closing the door. View is still out side. Steve the pizza man is walking away, his face is sinister and his eyes are glowing red
JOHN
See you next issue, K-Dizzle.
CAPTION 2
Ohhh, is that foreshadowing?
CAPTION
Yes, now shut up.