---

PAGE
PANEL 1
Jeffers in his chair
JEFFERS
Did you know that there is a dramatic decrease in the rate of teenage pregnancy after the twentieth birthday?
JEFFERS
Inversely, there is an incredible increase in the teenage parent rate once a person turns thirteen years old!
PANEL 2
Classroom set
Calvereena at the balckboard
CALVEREENA
By that logic one can determine that the sale or tampons, shaving cream, and other sanitary items to teenagers is directly related to the rate of teenage pregnancy.
JEFFERS
How so?
JONLY NONLY
Easy, if you a stanky ass teenager no one will sleep with you!
PANEL 3
Classroom set
Calvereena at the blackoard
CALVEREENA
Alright class, let's welcome Jonly to the front for his Presidents day presentation!
PANEL 4
Classroom set
Jonly at the blackboard
On the blackbord is a chalk drawing of the bant "The presidents of the United States of America" Jonly is wearing a shirt that says "PUSA"
JONLY NONLY
Today we reflect on all the great accomplishments of the great presidents, Chris Bellew, Jason Finn, Dave Dederer and Andrew McKeag!
PANEL 5
Earf in his chair
EARF
Uhh..Jonly. Those are the remembers of the Seattle band The Presidents of the United States of America.
EARF
Today is Presidents Day where we honor the presidents of our country, like Washington and Lincoln.
PANEL 6
Classroom set
Jonly at the blackboard
On the blackbord is a chalk drawing of the bant "The presidents of the United States of America" Jonly is wearing a shirt that says "PUSA"
JONLY NONLY
Whatever, I still stand by that we should celebrate PUSA today and not some dead politicians. PUSA gave us Lump, Dune Buggy, and Mach 5. What did the "other" presidents ever give me?
EARF
Freedom of speech?
JONLY NONLY
Overrated!
CALVEREENA (OFF PANEL)
Ok Jeffers, your up!