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PANEL 1
Pot and Kettle (from Inanimate) on a white background.
POT
Kettle, it's Christmas time! You know what that means?
KETTLE
It means time for my free leading family to hit me up for gifts again.
CAPTION
It's Pot and Kettle from the Inanimate Comic! On sale at y2cl.net!
PANEL 2
Pot and Kettle (from Inanimate) on a white background.
POT
Nope! It means we should be getting some new Customers for the Holiday rush!
KETTLE
You mean the yearly onslaught of people who pay me to take you into a dark room and forget about the massive debt they just got themselves in?
POT
Yup!
CAPTION
Ok so some context here. Pot and Kettle are from a comic called Inanimate, a world where inanimate objects talk. They are based on the joke “Pot calls the kettle black”. In this book they take on the role of Kettle being a pot dealer that sells his friend for cash. Are we clear now? good. Let’s move on.

PANEL 3
Living room set
Jonly and Calvereena on couch. Jonly with a hand up.
JONLY NONLY
Calvereena! What do you want for Christmas!?
CALVEREENA
I dunno, I would say beer but that would be to obvious. How about some Pot?
JONLY NONLY
Hmmm, I think I have an idea!
CAPTION
Hey look, no cape!
PANEL 4
Outside the house set, Van parked
Jonly and Calvereena walking towards van
CALVEREENA
So you are taking me into your dirty pedo van for this? Should I be concerned for my corn hole?
JONLY NONLY
No more concern than you give it on taco truck night*.
CAPTION
*Editors Note: Taco trucks are amazing.
PANEL 5
Van driving down a road, Jonly driving, Calvereena in the passenger seat
JONLY NONLY
Alright Calvereena, hold on to your chastity belts, this is about to get a little trippy!
CALVEREENA
Chastity belt? Have you met me? I haven't considered chastity since I was ...
JONLY NONLY
I know that story, and it's all sorts of rapey and wrong.
PANEL 6
Van on spinning background traveling through the y2cl-verse
CALVEREENA
Is it wrong to feel sexually aroused when in a spinning pedo van with a dude in a bow tie going somewhere new?
JONLY NONLY
I mean, no? Yes? I dunno how this works.