That's a long title for a comic, bruv.

2026-03-05-SGTBLINKY-NO GOOD JUNGLE JUICE DRINKIN FRUIT SALAD WEARIN MITT FLAPPER LOVIN DIRTY RAT FACED KRAUT
PANEL 1
LT. Munsell yelling over the lava river to Blinky
LT. MUNSELL
Blinky! What toy mean our glorious Green Leader isn’t here?
SERGEANT BLINKY
Ya’ Heard men ya dirty Green Bastard! That no good, jungle juice drinking’, fruit salad wearin’, mitt flapper lovin’, dirty rat faced kraut!
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Uh, sir, you can’t say that anymore. Time’s have changed.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Jungle Juice?
LT. MUNSELL
That’s it! Blinky, the was is back on!
SERGEANT BLINKY
Finally!
No good Jungle Juice drinkin Fruit salad wearin Mitt Flapper lovin dirty Rat faced Kraut
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