2026-06-25-SGTBLINKY-SWINGIN UTTERS
PANEL 1
Lopez and Private Dookie standing in front of a giant Pineapple.
PRIVATE DOOKIE
Lt. Lopez! Look! It’s a giant pineapple.
LT LOPEZ
What do you think it means?
PRIVATE DOOKIE
It means we better watch our corn holes. There be swinging’ utters in these parts.
LT LOPEZ
Did you just reference a 90’s punk band while insinuating a swingers party would invade our corn holes?
LT LOPEZ
All in out of character cleric western talk, Private Jones?
PRIVATE DOOKIE
Yes, now let’s get in there and investigate.
CAPTION
I know, it’s not upside down. Roll with me here folks.
Swingin’ Utters
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