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Old robot sitting in a rocking chair in front of a fire
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Throughout modern history
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Zoom in on old robot
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Whether man or machine
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Zoom in mor eon robot
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The journey to peak performance always begins
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Zoom in on Robots eyes
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With proper lubrication!
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Old lady robot walking up behind old man robot in rocking chair in front of fire
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Squeek squeek squeek squeek
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Front view of old man robot in chat jerking off a rod
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Don't be a jerk off like this old man robot.
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EZ Does it!
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Personal Lubricant
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Keeping the home fires burning without causing actual fire.