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PANEL 1
On the ground in the base, Blinky is standing next to the Jeep that has a parachute open and covering the back half of it. K-Dizzle has landed and is bundling up her chute. Earf about to land with his chute open. It there is room int he panel add Jonly, Calvereena, and Jeffers in the sky with their chutes out.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Good job soldier.
K-DIZZLE
Thanks, not my first jump.
CAPTION
His first name is Sergeant, and
he leads the Brigade of Fantastic!
PANEL 2
Jeffers is landing on a building, sliding down the sliding the side. Calvereena has landed on a table with some female soldiers. He should be in a Burt Reynolds by the fireplace pose. Jonly is hanging from a tree by his chute.
PANEL 3
Blinky is yelling at the recruits. He should look upset and pointing at them (off penal)
SERGEANT BLINKY
And as for you three, get yer shit together and head to the mess hall!
CAPTION 3
So he’s Colonel Sergeant Blinky?
CAPTION
Yeah, sure.
PANEL 4
K-Dizzle and Earf standing on one side looking at the other three. Jeffers has gotten down and is standing there, Calvereena is rubbing his face where one of the female soldiers slapped him, and Jonly is still in the tree.
K-DIZZLE
Do I even want to know why she slapped you?
CALVEREENA
I just asked them if I could be their dutch boy and fill their dykes.
JONLY NONLY
Uh guys
PANEL 5
K-Dizzle, Earf, Jeffers, and Calvereena walking away, Jonly still in the tree.
JONLY NONLY
Little help here?
CAPTION
Fun fact! Our dad was a Staff Sergeant in the Air Force!