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2026-03-14-INANIMATE - PI DAY 2026

P1

Pi Pie and a second Pi Pie that’s blurred out.

PI PIE

And what are you supposed to be?

PIEGINA

I’m the other kinda pie, you know...the naughty one.

PI PIE

*sniff*

PI PIE

No one wants anchovies on their pizza.

PIEGINA

No you idiot! The other fun box kind! That’s why I’m blurred!

PI PIE

Lame, I’d prefer a nice thin crust NY style pizza. Thin crust, gooey, delicious.

PIEGINA

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