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PANEL 1
Everyone is back at the base outside the mess hall.
LT AWESOME STANCE
I can't believe this war is over Sarge.
SERGEANT BLINKY
For now soldier, for now.
CAPTION 3
Wait, didn’t the Blinky series end with him and the Green Leader flying off into some volcano?
CAPTION
Yes, and you can read more about that on the new Blinky webcomic posting on y2cl.net!
PANEL 2
Calvereena looking over at Jonly
CALVEREENA
So what was the point of this issue?
JONLY NONLY
I dunno, I think a dance off or something.
PANEL 3
Jeffers and K-Dizzle looking at each other.
JEFFERS
Why did you get put in a wood working shop in the middle of a war? And why was that plot point just left to fizzle?
K-DIZZLE
Great question, probably due to bad writing.
CAPTION 3
Did we just do an add for a Sergeant Blinky webcomic on the pages of this comic?
CAPTION
Yes, now shit up, something big is happening!

PANEL 4
Earf writing in the notebook.
EARF
Let's go home everyone.
PANEL 5
Jonly, Earf, Calvereena, Jeffers, and K-Dizzle are gone. John is standing there sad
JOHN
Guys? Did you forget me?
PANEL 6
John is shown in front of a scary haunted mansion
JOHN
Oh god, what now?