This is a true story. 100%.
PANEL 1
GUN
That is exactly what I experience today at the mall. Only I was with 3 small children under the age of 6.
PANEL 2
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
The hell where you doing at the mall with kids?
PANEL 3
GUN
I had some shipping to do, but on the bonus side there was this girl wearing a skirt that when she walked I could see her butt cheeks. This put the kids right at the exact hight to see "the good". I have never wished to be a kid more in my life.
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