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2026-03-16-INANIMATE - PHONELLY SHOULD GO ON MAURY
P1
Phonelly, Pot, and Kettle
POT
So...who is the dad?
PHONELLY
I can’t say, I just need your help to tell my parents.
P2
Close up of Phonelly
PHONELLY
I know my mom will understand, but my dad has some anger issues I’m worried about.
PHONE
I’m afraid he’ll try to do something...bad.
P3
Pot and Kettle
KETTLE
And you want our advice on this?
POT
I’m not qualified to have this conversation.
KETTLE
No shit.
P4
Phonelly, Pot, and Kettle
PHONELLY
Well, I really only want Kettle’s advice. Pot, you tend to have bad ideas.
POT
You should do on Maury!
KETTLE
Thanks for making her point.
PHONELLY
No, that’s not a bad idea. My dad loves that show!

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PhoNelly should go on Maury
Posted on March 16, 2026 by The Revenge

Of course Nelly loves Maury. Daytime TV isn't the same anymore though...*laughs in old man*

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