
PANEL 1
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
It's a great big awful world out side!
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Full of scary monsters to make you cry!
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
They hide by your bed jump out and scare you!
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Make you shit yourself like a Nazi Jew!
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
You try to run away but they take up chase
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Grab you by the neck and crush your face!
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Stomp on your belly and grab you by the balls
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Stretch your scrotum out to ten feet tall!
MoFo Nelly since a Halloween Song
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