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PANEL 1
POT
So in Twilight Jacob 'imprints' on Bella and Edwards baby?
PANEL 2
KETTLE
Yes.
PANEL 3
POT
Wasn't he Bella's friend in school? As in close to the same age?
PANEL 4
KETTLE
Yeah, but he's a werewolf and he doesn't...
POT
So he's a pedophile then.
PANEL 5
Pot and kettle
KETTLE
No! He's a werewolf and he waits for
POT
Oh I see...
POT
He's a pedophilic werewolf then.

CHOOSE YOUR STARTING POINT

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Twilight 1: Pedophile Werewolves
Posted on May 25, 2009 by The Revenge

My wife is a HUGE Twilight fan. So much so that she has read all the books about 10 dozen times and even has the Bella Cullen Project on her iPod AND has plans for her and I do appear as extras in an upcoming Bella Cullen Project music video.

Today’s y2cl pimp-a-delic comic: Ripeville by Joe Kloepfer.

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9 thoughts on “Twilight 1: Pedophile Werewolves”

  1. Deth Invictus

    Run J, RUN! Run while you can, man! 8)

    1. jhorsley3

      heh, we are doing it, so hopefully we make the cut and I’ll link to the video once they finish it, assuming we are left in. It should be fun.

  2. Vee

    oh man as soon as I finished reading that series I immediately regretted it.

    1. jhorsley3

      just wait, this whole week is wonderful Twilight riffs! (the end of the series will be my greatest triumph of jokes ever)

      1. Vee

        I’m excited!?

        1. jhorsley3

          me too. Now to figure out how to make that comic FUNNY.

  3. ivan

    Ivan likes Twilight, it makes Ivan happy

    1. jhorsley3

      Ivan, did you know you are in Night at the Museum 2?

  4. ivan

    Ivan likes pot and kettle! They remind him of home!

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