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2026-03-02-INANIMATE - STICK POT AND KETTLE F AROUND AND FOUND OUT
P1
Pot and Kettle as sticks, Calvereena still lifting weights laughing.
KETTLE
Oh what the watermelon.
CALVEREENA
I tried to tell..
POT
(Interrupting)
Did you just say “what the watermelon?”
P2
Close up of stick kettle
KETTLE
Yeah...why the hell did I say that?
KETTLE
I’m gonna have to bust a cap...no, I’m not saying that.
P3
Jonly leaning in.
JONLY NONLY
Then I suggest you guys play nice.
JONLY NONLY
Jonly out!

P4
Calvereena still with his weights, pot and kettle back to normal.
POT
Wait, so Jonly writes this thing?
KETTLE
I have no idea...
CALVEREENA
Am I just holding these weights? Or do I ever do the uppy downy thing with my arms?
CAPTION 2
Neither to we.
CAPTION
Let’s call it the Coalition Understanding Neutral Trinity!
CAPTION 3
You want to call the writing team, that includes us and is more than three...
CAPTION 3
CUNT?
CALVEREENA
It fits.
CAPTION
Yeah! It’s perfect.
CAPTION 3
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