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PANEL 1
KETTLE
It's Batman Day!
POT
Isn't every day Batman day?
PANEL 2
KETTLE
Yeah, but today you can go to events and get deals on Batman stuff and some places even have people in costumes!
PANEL 3
POT
Right, I get that. But do we really need more Batman shit?
POTISSUE 7 PAGE 5
Do we really need a day to celebrate Batman?
PANEL 4
POT
I mean come on... wait a minute, what are you wearing?
KETTLE
The answer is yes. We need Batman Day.