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2026-03-31-CLAY J AND SKIT - WHY SO GREEN
PANEL 1
Skit in a corner, smiling.
Green lighting.
SKIT
I just feel like murder is a bit extreme, ya know?
CLAY J (OFF PANEL)
Well, they sure as hell don’t think it’s extreme.
PANEL 2
Clay J looking over at Skit in the corner. Skit is blurry. View is over Clay J’s shoulder.
CLAY J
I would much prefer a peaceful resolution to all of this shit in the world.
CLAY J
But when their fundemenaral ideology is based on oppression of people based on things out of their control, it’s hard to not get worked up.
CLAY J
It’s a slow burn too. Hitler and the Third Reich rose to power on similar platforms and slowly integrated their hateful message until it was too late to reverse peacefully.
PANEL 3
Skit in the corner, Clay J looking over at him (we see his back). Wire Frame Guy is on the ground.
SKIT
Yeah, me too. I see your point...
CLAY J
I really hope America doesn’t go that route. And that we the people can stand up for each other and fix this.
CAPTION 2
Oh, candy balloons and letters! Why?
CAPTION
Why not?
PANEL 4
Skit in the corner looking a little concerned. Wire Frame Guy is on the floor.
CLAY J
Then what’s wrong?
SKIT
Just feel a little backed into a corner on this, is all.
CLAY J
I get that.
CAPTION 3
Are we gonna allow this lazy pun? And how does any of this relate to the title of the strip?
CAPTION
Uhh...the lighting is green and uhm, yes we will allow it.
CAPTION 3
I wish I could quit this thing.