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PANEL 1
Jonly, Jeffers, and Calvereena standing in front of a photo of Dyes inlet in Silverdale from the great flood of 2007. Jeffers holding a copy of this book in one hand
JONLY NONLY
So that ends our Story Time issue! Did everyone have a good time?
CALVEREENA
I'm still trying to figuring how I told that story with Pot and Kettle.
JEFFERS
And Calvereena's still broken.
PANEL 2
Jeffers looking down at the two copies of the books.
JEFFERS
Hey, wait a minute here. This old one has 16 pages, this one has 24. And the book we are in has different pages?
PANEL 3
Jeffers looking voer and JOnly who is whsitling and looking away
JEFFERS
Dammit Jonly! Did you Lucas' this book TWICE!?
JONLY NONLY
Maybe...
PANEL 4
Jonly, Calvereena, and JEffers standing there, Calvereena holding the next issue, Jeffers throwing the issues to the ground
JONLY NONLY
Come back next issue for some incredible Star Wars humor!
JEFFERS
Whats the point of a script if you aren't sticking to it!
CALVEREENA
Why are there never any chicks in this comic*?
CAPTION
Issue 9 we introduce a new female character!