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PANEL 1
Skit in a forest.
SKIT
So this one time I was walking through the forest and I saw my great grandpa, you see, he was an old oak tree.
SKIT
He looked at me and said
CAPTION
And now a story with Skit, a character created in 1995 and carved out of wood.
PANEL 2
Grandpa Oak in a forest, Skit looking up at him
GRANPA OAK
Skit, son of my son, you are wise beyond your years, but are a fool for living in a man's world
GRANPA OAK
For the man only sees you as a carved tchotchke and not the noble wood you truly are!

PANEL 3
Skit in a forest looking up at Grandpa Oak
SKIT
"But Grandpa, we are mighty oak trees, not silly Nobles used as Christmas trees!
PANEL 4
Skit in a forest
SKIT
Grandpa was a crazy old man
PANEL 5
Blurred out Clay JN with Skit in focus.
CLAY JN
Skit! You pretentious bastard! Get over here!
CAPTION
Player two has entered the match.