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PANEL 1
Pot and Kettle on a white background
POT
Kettle, what the hell are we doing?
KETTLE
I want to find my parents. They gave me up for adoption when I was just a wee one.
CALVEREENA (CAPTION BOX)

Once upon a time my bestie Pot and his besite Kettle, remember them from issue 2? Well they went on a adventure together!
PANEL 2
Pot and Kettle on a white background
POT
Imagine that, Kettle's parents put him up for adoption. Shocker.
KETTLE
That some kind of black joke?
POT
No. I'm saying you're shitty person so they ditched you.
CAPTION
Pot and Kettle star in Inanimate, pick it now!
PANEL 3
Pot on a white background
POT
And yes, it's a black joke. It's always a black joke Kettle, you know that.
PANEL 4
Jeffers standing outside the panels on a gradient. Calvereena standing there as well telling the story.
JEFFERS
Dude, come on! Black jokes! We are better than this!
CALVEREENA (OFF PANEL)
I guess we're not.
JEFFERS
Fine, Carry on!