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PANEL 1
That Jesus Talk show set
Jesus behind his desk
JESUS
And we're back! Thank you for joining us tonight! We've had a really great show so far, so let's continue that!
PANEL 2
That Jesus Talk show set
Jesus behind his desk
JESUS
That was the hilarious antics of Gordy the Veil cow, fresh off his west coast comedy tour "Mad Cow"
PANEL 3
That Jesus Talk show set
Jesus behind his desk
JESUS
Up nest is a real treat. She just spent three months touring all seven rings of hell playing her intoxicating tunes! Please give a very warm welcome to Cindy!
PANEL 4
Stage set
Cindy on the stage
CINDY
PEOPLE ONLY OBSERVE PIGS SEEN EXTREME!
CINDY
TAKE A LOOK OFF THE NORM, YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN
PANEL 5Z
Stage set
Cindy on the stage
CINDY
With snouts so cute and curly tails
They wag them happily as they trot through the trails
PANEL 6
Stage set
Cindy on the stage
CINDY
Their grunts and snorts are music to the ear
CINDY
As they munch of food and drink their beer
PANEL 7
Stage set
Cindy on the stage
CINDY
These gentle creatures are much more than swine.
PANEL 8
Stage set
Cindy on the stageCINDY
They're loyal, loveing, and truly devine!
PANEL 9
Stage set
Cindy on the stage
CINDY
Cindy out!
CALVEREENA (CAPTION BOX)
Wait, did Cindy just spell poopsex?
JONLY NONLY (CAPTION BOX)
Yes she did.
CAPTION
these characters are from y2cl, and the short lived never launched “That Jesus Talk Show’