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PANEL 1
Blinky and Awesome-Stance in front of public domain photo “Crowd of people, many waving, in Times Square on V-J Day at time of announcement of the Japanese surrender in 1945 / World-Telegram photo by Dick DeMarsico.”
SERGEANT BLINKY
Happy New Year, Awesome-Stance! Look at this crowd!
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Sarge, this photo is from V-J Day in Times Square, not New Years Eve.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Vagina Day? Quite the turn out for the ol’ wet sausage pocket!
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
No..Sarge.
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
V-J Day is when they announced the surrender of the Japanese in World War II, effectively ending the war in the Pacific.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Oh, Seems like they could have picked a better name then.
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Not everyone’s a pervert, sir.
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Also, ain’t you still off on some adventure with the Green Leader?
SERGEANT BLINKY
Oh, right! See ya!