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PANEL 1
Jeffers and Jonly standing in front of a teal sparkly background
JEFFERS
Guys, Twighlights not lame! It's a beautiful love triangle between Jacob, Bella, and Edward! Bella is torn between two powerful sides! It's like Shakespeare man!
JONLY NONLY
Yeah, if Shakespeare wrote shitty fan fiction of good vampire novels, come on!
PANEL 2
Outside house set
Calvereena by window
CALVEREENA
Dude, Jeffers, Twilight is nothing more than a glow stick fighting a puppy over an emotionless guppy.
CALVEREENA
It's shite man. It's rather read the back of a shampoo bottle than those destroyers of trees.
CALVEREENA
Seriously, I think reading the ingredients list to make napalm I would use to blow myself up for reading twilight would be better than actually reading that hunk of garbage.
PANEL 3
Outside house set
Jeffers crying in front of the van.
JEFFERS
You guys are so mean!
PANEL 4
Outside house set
Jonly by door, Calvereena by window
JONLY NONLY
Well, if Superman was here he would try to console you and tell you that it's ok to like shitty books and movies that are aimed at teenage girls.
CALVEREENA
Yeah, but he's not and you think he's lame so we are here to tell you that you, and your taste in movies and books suck.
CAPTION
It is ok to like shitty movies and books, but I will make fun of you.