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PANEL 1
Outside house set
Jeffers by the van, Jonly by the door
JEFFERS
Why are you nerds talking so much about Super-Dork? That guy is such a tool!
JEFFERS
Ohh look at me! I can fly around the world and go back in time! Do I do anything cool with it? Of course not! I should go back in time and bang Marylin Monroe, but NOPE I just try and fix something stupid!
JEFFERS
All that power and he never like, you know, punched a mountain or banged Wonder Woman mid flight? Did he ever try to part the seas with his urine?
JEFFERS
I think not!
PANEL 2
Jonly on a red and blue gradient background
JONLY NONLY
Dude! What the hell man? The reason Superman wouldn't do any of those things is what makes him so great!
JONLY NONLY
He's not some asshole dictator that wants to show off!
JONLY NONLY
He more than anything wants to protect everyone around him, all human life. He does this by being compassionate and caring to the world, not by using his powers to bang hot chicks.
JONLY NONLY
Though, pissing to part the seas would be an awesome visual in a comic!
PANEL 3
Outside house set
Jeffers by the van, Jonly by the door
JEFFERS
Pffffttttt!!!! Whatever man, he's still lame! I'd rather read a dictionary than one of his lame comics!
JEFFERS
I'd rather re-watch all of Twilight alone again than watch his next shitting movie!
JONLY NONLY
You watched all of Twilight alone?
PANEL 4
Outside house set
Jeffers by the van, Jonly by the door
JEFFERS
Yeah...so?
JONLY NONLY
Dude, those movies suck! They take a good idea, vampires vs werewolves, and make them sparkly and airbrushed!
CALVEREENA
Well, it could be worse!
JONLY NONLY
How could if possibly be worse?
CALVEREENA
He could have asked us to watch it with him!