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PANEL 1
John standing outside Jonly's cubicle like Bill Lumberg in Office Space. He is holding a coffee cup.
JOHN
I'm glad you all can finally see the frustrations I've had with everyone for the last decade.
JONLY NONLY
Well it's fun when it's us doing it to you.
CAPTION 3
You think he’s frustrated? Imagine how we feel!
CAPTION 2
I think everyone knows how we feel.
CAPTION
No idea what you two are talking about, always so negative.
PANEL 2
Change the view, they are still talking.
JOHN
Oh I'm sure it is. What are we doing here? Why are you putting everyone in an office?
CAPTION
You’re so negative that you keep putting us in situations that detract from our ability to tell a story!
CAPTION 3
Since when could we tall a story?
CAPTION
Uhh, 15 issues of Jonly Nonly says we have been!
PANEL 3
Jonly's face looking a little embarrassed
JONLY NONLY
Well I wanted to talk about some social issues that are bothering me, but then Earf had to give the boss role over to Calvereena. Who turned it into some HR nightmare in bathing suits.
PANEL 4
John looking around.
JOHN
He seems to have created a relaxing work space though.
JONLY NONLY
I know, it's annoying.
PANEL 5
John sipping his coffee. Jonly writing in the notebook.
JOHN
So what's the rest of this issue going to be? You got 11 pages to wrap this up and send me home.
JONLY NONLY
I know...