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PANEL 1
Pulse Boy 8675 and Bernard on a white background
BERNARD
Well 8675, we are here in the Inanimate dimension to pick up pot and kettle for Larry.
BERNARD
Now we just need to fine them, this dimension has little in distinguishing backgrounds most of the time to tell where you are.
PANEL 2
Pulse Bot 8675 on a white background
PULSE BOT 8675
There they are sir! Right over there!
PANEL 3
Kettle and Pot on a white background
KETTLE
The hell?
KETTLE
Since when did the KKK use robots?
PANEL 4
Kettle and Pot on a white background
POT
Well, the whole KKK and the neo-nazi's are pretty much mindless robots anyway, so makes sense they would use actual robots to round up your black ass.
POT
I'm not saying I'm cool with it, just the facts. White power people are stupid, and you are black.
KETTLE
Can't argue either of those points.
PANEL 5
Pulse Boy 8675 and Bernard on a white background, chest up.
BERNARD
Dude, we are neither mindless nor members of the KKK or some neo nazi faction! We may work for an evil overlord hell bent on world and galaxy domination, but there's no ethnic cleansing in our manifesto!
PULSE BOT 8675
What about the Fairies*?
BERNARD
They don't count.
CAPTION
*This will make sense in issue #24
PANEL 6
Kettle and Pot on a white background
KETTLE
Well that's reassuring, what they do you guys want?
PANEL 7
Pulse Boy 8675 and Bernard on a white background
BERNARD
We are here to take you to our leader, Larry, for Christmas. We should like to add you to his collection of captives.
PANEL 8
Pulse Boy 8675, Bernard, Kettle, and Pot on a white background
POT
Well that doesn't sound Nazi-like at all.
BERNARD
We could kill you instead.
KETTLE
No no, we'll come along quietly!