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PANEL 1
This panel isn't really a panel, it's the DM screen stretching across the page with K-Dizzle's face over top of it looking down. The screen fades into the scene of panel 2
K-DIZZLE
In front of you there is a dark forest, it is filled with dangerous monsters that could strike at any moment!
PANEL 2
Jeffers (a bard), Earf (a paladin) Calvereena (a barbarian, his sword is attached at his waist like a giant penis) and Jonly (a warrior maiden in bikini armor) stand at the entrance of a dark and spooky forest. There is a sign somewhere that's old and breaking that says "The Dark Forest of Schnea"
EARF
This doesn't look good.
PANEL 3
As the group enters the forest there are eyes all around them in the dark
JEFFERS
Does anyone else feel like they are being watched
K-DIZZLE (CAPTION BOX)
All around you in the dark forest are eyes, watching every move you make.
EARF
Yeah, we see that!
PANEL 4
Goblins are jumping out of the forest gearing up to attack
JONLY NONLY
Holy shit! Goblins!
JEFFERS (SINGING)
There was a brave warrior named Jonly
Whose arms made him looked quite homely
He donned woman's steel
To get the monster's appeal
Now he fights, looking quit lovely!
PANEL 5
Back at the table, K-Dizzle is looking out over the players, you can see the excitement in her face, arms out stretched, dice she rolled has landed and is a 20
K-DIZZLE
The goblin army attacks you by surprise! Jonly you were in the front so they attack you for...
K-DIZZLE
Oh man, Nat 20. That's 21 points of crit damage. You sir, are dead.
PANEL 6
Inset panel in the bottom right of the page of Jonly's face, one tear running down the side.
JONLY NONLY
Awww man.