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2026-03-26-SGTBLINKY-EXPOSITION AND EXPLANATION AND STAJOOSH
PANEL 1
StaJoosh talking with Blinky. Lopez and Awesome-Stance in the background.
STAJOOSH
I’m so glad you’re back, Sarge! We missed you!
SERGEANT BLINKY
I’d say I missed you too, StaJoosh. But honestly I forgot completely all about you.
STAJOOSH
How did you forget about me, Sarge?
SERGEANT BLINKY
You were a last minute joke addition to a rendition of a 20 year old rap song. You were never meant to be a recurring character.
STAJOOSH
Well that’s just rude.
LT LOPEZ
Have you noticed we’ve been doing a lot of exposition and explanation of previous stuff recently?
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Sarge thinks since we haven’t released anything in ten years, people might need a little refresher on some of this non sense.
LT LOPEZ
We could just ask them to read the back catalog?
LT LOPEZ
And didn’t we do some special “Promote Stuff” in the last few years? How do those fit in to this “Blinky was lost for years” storyline?
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Hush you, that ruins the continuity.