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2026-03-17-INANIMATE - CLOVER THE ROVER
P1
Pot on the right, Clover on the left
POT
You know what the difference between you and a shamrock is?
CLOVER
We are both signs of luck in Irish culture, but I assume I’m always green while a shamrock can be white, or purple?
P2
Pot on the right, Clover on the left
POT
A shamrock..wait...dammit.
CLOVER
What?
POT
I was gonna make a joke about a fourth leaf being a penis so you’re not a man, but you have the four leaves and a shamrock has three so it doesn’t work.
CLOVER
It’s ok, Pot, I’ll pretend it works and be offended.
POT
Thanks, Buddy. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

CHOOSE YOUR STARTING POINT

Clover the rover
Posted on March 17, 2026 by The Revenge

Did you get your green beer and shamrock shake?

I didn't. 

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