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PANEL 1
Outside house set, no van
Jeffers and Jonly at the end of the driveway
JEFFERS
I just ate a bunch of baby carrots.
JONLY NONLY
Oh? Gotta counter act that self love blindness somehow.
JEFFERS
Which are just cut up regular carrots.
JONLY NONLY
Not exactly, but go on.
CAPTION
Wait, what happened to Calvereena's story?
CAPTION 2
Yeah, I was emotionally invested in that!
CAPTION 3
I think we were more than emotionally invested...

PANEL 2
Same as panel 1. Zoom in a bit and Jeffers is winking with a thumbs up
JEFFERS
That's basically the same thing as saying "I have some babies in the house"
JEFFERS
"Oh wait, no thsoe are just cut up adults"
JONLY NONLY
Technically they would be cut up deformed adults, which makes you a monster.
JEFFERS
Exactly!
JONLY NONLY
Good talk, I gotta run to the store.
CAPTION
Can't believe he left us hanging like that. I expect more out of Calvereena.
CAPTION 3
Wait, didn't we write this? Why didn't we finish the story?
CAPTION
Uhhh...
PANEL 3
Kitchen set
Jeffers and Jonly infront of the island. Jonly looks very concerned
CAPTION
Later that day...
JEFFERS
Hey Jonly, what's up man? How was your trip into town?
JONLY NONLY
I've seen things.
JEFFERS
Excuse me?
CAPTION
Let's just listen to Jonly's story, ok?
CAPTION 3
Fine.
PANEL 4
Sale as panel 3, Jeffers closed mouth
JONLY NONLY
I was in Seattle and on the little bridge thingy under the Viaduct walking towards the ferry.
JONLY NONLY
I watched this homeless guy piss into a big gulp.
CAPTION
That bridge is no longer there, they tore down the viaduct.
PANEL 5
Same as panel 3, Jeffers looking away to the left, Jonly looking away to the right
JONLY NONLY
After he was done he dumped it over the edge of the bridge.
JONLY NONLY
Right on top of a car
JEFFERS
Hopefully it wasn't a convertible.
CAPTION 2
Gross.
PANEL 6
Same as panel 3, Jeffers looking at Jonly smiling, Jonly looking at Jeffers annoyed
JONLY NONLY
But the kicker was when he just chook it out, then put it back in with his other cups, like his drinking cups.
JEFFERS
Well, look on the bright side for this guy
JEFFERS
No one can say he doesn't have a pot to piss in
JONLY NONLY
Oh shut up!
CAPTION
This is based on a true story.