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PANEL 1
Stage set
Cindy playing guitar
CAPTION
technically cindy is female, so we do have a female character in the comics. And she was introduced way back in issue 4...
CAPTION 3
She's been in two issues, hardly counts.
PANEL 2
Talk show desk with Jesus
JESUS
And that was Cindy with her song "I'm more than just a Demon girl, somebody love me"
JESUS
You know folks, it's an honor to be here hosting the 3rd Annual Jonly High Talent Show! I can't tell you just how good it feels to MC for tonights events!
JESUS
Up next, everyone's favorite comedian, Jeffers!
CAPTION 2
no no, I’m with yellow, technically now since it’s been more than one issue we have a reoccurring female character!
CAPTION 3
You guys are lame.
PANEL 3
Stage set
Jeffers with a mic
JEFFERS
I'd like to think everyone for coming out tonight! I've prepared for you some of my greatest jokes ever!
JEFFERS
First up, how is a hot dog and a tree alike?
PANEL 4
Same as panel 3, zoom in
JEFFERS
When they die, they both loose their bark!
EARF (OFF PANEL)
Jeffers your jokes suck! Knock it off!
PANEL 5
Same as panel 3, zoom out
JEFFERS
So a cat walks into a bar.
JEFFERS
Bartender says "hey, you're a cat, get out of here!"
JEFFERS
Cat says "meow"
JEFFERS
Bartender says "well played" and gives him a bowl of milk.
PANEL 6
Audience set with characters from all the comics I made.
JONLY NONLY
Jeffers, were do you come up with this shit?
JEFFERS (OFF PANEL)
I have a lot of free time.
PANEL 7
Same as panel 3, zoom out wide
JEFFERS
What do you call a masturbating cow?
JEFFERS
You might be thinking "BEEF STROGINOFF" but that's the easy route. That's the punchline you already know!
JEFFERS
You call it...
JEFFERS
Beed Jerky!
EARF (OFF PANEL)
Oh dear lord...