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PANEL 1
Jonly on a space background
JONLY NONLY
Guys! I was looking online to get some sweet Star Wars opening night tickets.
CAPTION 3
I bet we stole this background form some spave image website.
CAPTION 2
Actually looks like we just googled "Pretty space clou din blue"
CAPTION 3
All, well that's what we got. Hopefully we don't get sued for using it without asking.
CAPTION 2
Sue us for what? Some bad jokes and top ramen?>
CAPTION 3
True.
PANEL 2
Movie theater set.
Earf and Calvereena at table, Jonly sitting watching
EARF
Yeah and? All sold out, huh? I'll take my $20!
JONLY NONLY
Well, yuou where kind of right. It is sold out in a lot of places
EARF
Anytime now, $20 in my hand would be nice.
CAPTION
Are you guys back?!
PANEL 3
Movie theater set.
Earf and Calvereena at table, Jonly sitting watching
JONLY NONLY
What you forgot is we live in a small town outside a big one.
JONLY NONLY
I can still buy tickets to opening showing online!
CALVEREENA
True, but you said buy them at the door. So give Earf his $20!
JONLY NONLY
Crap, I forgot about that! I still think there will be tickets!
CAPTION 3
For now. Someones gotta watch this dumpster fire burn.

PANEL 4
Movie theater set.
Earf and Calvereena at table, Jonly sitting watching
JONLY NONLY
Alright, save my spot in line guys. I'mma run home and watch all SIX star wars movies before the premiere tomorrow!
CAPTION
It was a lonely few pages without you. We just met this issue and I already just feel so close to you guys.
PANEL 5
Movie theater set.
Earf and Calvereena at table,
EARF
This he'll make it?
CALVEREENA
Not a chance!
CAPTION 2
Relax man, you can't date either of us, we are all the same person. It would just be some really strange masturbation.
CAPTION 3
Do either of you ever consider how confusing it must be for the reader to have two stories going on at the same time?
CAPTION
No.
CAPTION 2
No.