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PANEL 1
Calvereena standing on textured background
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PANEL 2
Same as panel 1, zoom in on his crotch. It's starting to look wet
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PANEL 3
Same as panel 2, zoom in more on his crotch, it's very wet
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PANEL 4
Kitchen set
Jonly looking over at Calvereena
JONLY NONLY
Calvereena, did you just piss your pants?
PANEL 5
Kitchen set
Calvereena standing in front of fridge
CALVEREENA
Yup! I did it for hashtag piss for equality! To show solidarity for rape victims!
PANEL 6
Kitchen set
Jonly looking over at Calvereena
JONLY NONLY
Did you just say 'hashtag' as a word?
PANEL 7
Kitchen set
Jonly on left, Calvereena on right
CALVEREENA
I want to make sure we get the word out!
JONLY NONLY
Well, first, it was a hoax by 4chan. And second, nevermind, piss away my dude!
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Editors Note: Back in October of 2015 people were pissing themselves for equality off a fake post from 4chan. Always be cautions of online trends.
PANEL 8
Outside house set
Jonly on a hoover board in shorts, Jeffers and Calvereena.
CAPTION
Later that day...
JONLY NONLY
Check it out guys! Look what I got!
CALVEREENA
Holy shit!
JONLY NONLY
I know right? I finally got one! After all these years!
CALVEREENA
That's so cool!
PANEL 9
Outside house set
Jonly on a hoover board in shorts, Jeffers and Calvereena.
JEFFERS
Yeah man! How did you get your legs so hairless and clean?
JONLY NONLY
I waxed...
CALVEREENA
Oh, well that makes sense!
JONLY NONLY
Did no one notice the hover board?
JEFFERS
Yeah yeah, back to the future call back. Whatever, those legs those.