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PANEL 1
Party scene (that was originally meant for J2K) with Calvin doing a keg stand, Garret playing games, Dylan puking into a trashcan covered in vomit, and JN dancing with two chicks.
CALVIN
JN, this party is Awesome!
GARRET
You should be real proud of yourself, man.
JN
Fellas, please. I do what I can.
DYLAN
Yeah, it's off the hizzy! Hey, Kara and Sara, do me a favor and make out!
CAPTION
Inside Jonly's Dream
CAPTION
Does this pass the Bachdel test? Still a failure? Dammit.
CAPTION 3
Not even close.
CAPTION
Dammit.
PANEL 2
Couch with Garret sitting on the corner, JN playing games, Dylan with his pink blanket masturbating, and Calvin chucking a beer.
JN
At least that's how the night would have gone if I remembered to call people over.
GARRET
Pass me a triscuit, would ya?
DYLAN
And if you weren't such a loser-face
CAPTION
To be fair the the guys are pretty open, does that count?