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2026-05-08-AVGS-SQUEEKY SQUEEK
Originally for The Comic Jam in 2018
Written by Casey T. Allen.
PANEL 1
Old robot sitting in a rocking chair in front of a fire
CAPTION
Throughout modern history
PANEL 2
Zoom in on old robot
CAPTION
Whether man or machine
PANEL 3
Zoom in mor eon robot
CAPTION
The journey to peak performance always begins
PANEL 4
Zoom in on Robots eyes
CAPTION
With proper lubrication!
PANEL 5
Old lady robot walking up behind old man robot in rocking chair in front of fire
SFX
Squeek squeek squeek squeek
PANEL 7
Front view of old man robot in chat jerking off a rod
CAPTION
Don't be a jerk off like this old man robot.
CAPTION
EZ Does it!
CAPTION
Personal Lubricant
CAPTION
Keeping the home fires burning without causing actual fire.