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2026-10-23-SGTBLINKY-PLAYING PAW PAW TRICKS
PANEL 1
View into Blinky’s side over some rocks. Lothario is masturbating behind a rock, Muttenmonger is talking to him and watching. Dookie is looking away.
MUTTONMONGER (TAN)
Holy Crapoli dude, that are you doing back there?
LOTHARIO (TAN)
Calming my nerves.
MUTTONMONGER (TAN)
You’re playing paw paw tricks!
LOTHARIO (TAN)
Uhm..yeah, so?
MUTTONMONGER (TAN)
I knew the Sarge should have made us play more volleyball.
CAPTION
This strip relies heavily on old time terms for certain...activities. As well as terms used to discourage certain...activities.
CAPTION
Look it up.