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2026-08-27-SGTBLINKY-MUTTONMONGER
PANEL 1
We are in an army missile base with guys in hazmat suits and flame throwers. Blinky is off to the side. Don and Jon the bomb techs are fire blasting Muttonmonger’s crotch again for crabs. Lt. Lopez is standing behind him again. (This is a call back to “Fire Burn The Crab broth” from 10-4-2009) Specialist McFruitstick is running towards Blinky
DON THE BOMB TECH
How in the heck to you keep getting crabs, Muttonmonger?
MUTTONMONGER
Oh you know, get’s lonely in the barracks.
SPECIALIST MCFRUITSTICK
Saerge, we’re running out of Malathion! Mutonmonger has drawing our supply!
SERGEANT BLINKY
Break out the Ivermectin then.
SPECIALIST MCFRUITSTICK
The horse dewormer?
SERGEANT BLINKY
Yup. Unlike other totally preventable with a vaccine viruses, Ivermectin will actually help kill crabs.
SPECIALIST MCFRUITSTICK
How do you know this?
SERGEANT BLINKY
No reason.