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2026-03-09-INANIMATE - CALVEREENA LEAVES TO GO BACK HOME
P1
Calvereena is leaving, looking at Pot and Kettle
CALVEREENA
Alright, I’m gonna head back to my comic. We are doing some office building thing this month and I think it’s my turn to be the boss.
POT
That sounds fun! Take me with you!
KETTLE
Knock it off, we got lots to do here, Pot.
CAPTION
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P2
Pot and Kettle with Phonelly coming in.
PHONELLY
Guys, I think I’m pregnant.
POT
I’ve never seen her before in my life!
CALVEREENA
(in the distance)
Me either!
KETTLE
Pot, that’s Phonelly. You absolutely have.
PHONELLY
Yeah, gross uncle Pot.
PHONELLY
I don’t know how to tell my parents.
CAPTION
How’s THAT for a cliffhanger?
CAPTION 2
Pretty generic.
CAPTION 3
Are we really going to do a teenage pregnancy storyline?
CAPTION
She’s a teenager?
CAPTION 3
Do you even read the storylines?
CAPTION 2
Can they even read?