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PANEL 1
Buss pulling into a training camp.
HEADLINE
Basic Training Camp
PANEL 2
Jonly, Jeffers, Earf, Calvereena, and K-Dizzle standing outside of the bus.
JEFFERS
Hey guys, why did the soldier bring a latter on the battle field?
SERGEANT BLINKY (OFF PANEL)
That will be enough of that private.
PANEL 3
Dynamic shot of Sergeant Blinky, arms behind his back.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Let's start this off right. For you attempt at a bad joke, everyone drop and give me 50 push ups!
CAPTION
Sergeant Blinky
Born: Chico, California
Likes: Rugby, Being in charge, himself, and musicals.
dislikes: war, football, reading

Fun Fact: Blinky got a battlefield promotion when his predecessor left mid battle unexpectedly.
PANEL 4
Jonly trying to do a pushup but his arms are shaking.
JONLY NONLY
It’s sure something, Earf.
PANEL 5
Jeffers just flat on his face after falling.
SFX
Pfffttt
PANEL 6
Earf doing a solid military style push up.
EARF
Isn’t this great, guys?
PANEL 7
Calvereena with his arms and legs out, seeiming balancing in mid air. Little shake lines around him. (we are insinuating he is doing a pushup with his penis)
CALVEREENA
Guys, GUYS! Check it out! I’m a wiener stand!
CAPTION 2
Is he doing...
CAPTION
Yup.
PANEL 8
K-Dizzle doing a one armed pushup.
K-DIZZLE
Only 50?