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PANEL 1
Pot and Calvereena on a white background
POT
I feel like a cheap hooker, Cal. I just can't shake this feeling you are only with me for one reason.
CALVEREENA
Cheap? Oh pot you're not cheap. You set Jonly back like $20 whole dollars!
CALVEREENA
That's like two months pay for him!
CALVEREENA
Also, let's not misconstrue things. I am here for one things and one thing only.
PANEL 2
Black panel
POT
Oh Cal, this is getting very hot! I don't think I've ever had my ass lit up quite like this before!
CALVEREENA
Yeah, it's about to get a whole lot hotter up in this piece!
POT
Oh cal, you are such a sweet talker!
SFX
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PANEL 3
Pot hiding behind Kettle, white background
KETTLE
Dammit Cal! Don't ruin my merch!
POT
I'm right there man, I'm not that just merch!
PANEL 4
Jonly Nonly on a white background
JONLY NONLY
You merch? I bought him for Calvereena for an Early X-Mas gift!
JONLY NONLY
He can do whatever he wants with Pot for the time frame in which I paid for him!
PANEL 5
Pot behind Kettle on the left, Jonly Nonly and Calvereena on the right. White background
KETTLE
This ain't to rent to own program beeaatch!
KETTLE
Besides, just cause you paid for Cal to get with pot, doesn't mean Pot can't say no! He still has rights man!
JONLY NONLY
Shit man, don't get all political on me! No need to be all 'No means no' with us, we know, RAPE is bad, even if you pay for it!
POT
Oh I wasn't saying no!
CALVEREENA
Yeah boy!
CAPTION
Wait, did they do it or did he get high?