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PANEL 1
Hallway set
Earf, Jeffers and Jonly standing by lockers
EARF
I thought we finished the "Back to School*" issue, why are we back in school?
JONLY NONLY
Calvereena had some new things he wanted to tell us I guess, I dunno. Let's just see where this goes.
CAPTION
*tSee issues 7
PANEL 2
Classroom set
Calvereena standing at the blackboard. Seats all empty. On the blackboard is a pyramid.
CALVEREENA
Where are they? I have a riveting lesson planned for today!
PANEL 3
Classroom set.
Calvereena facing the blackboard, arms behind his back. Jonly walking in side profile.
CALVEREENA
Have a seat please.
CAPTION
This should be good.
PANEL 4
Jonly in his seat.
JONLY NONLY
Ok Calvereena.
JONLY NONLY
We are here, what is the important lesson?
PANEL 5
Classroom set
Calvereena standing at the blackboard. Jeffers, Jonly and Earf in seats. On the blackboard is a pyramid.
CALVEREENA
Did you know that the Ramses brand of condoms is named after the great Pharoh Ramses II?
JONLY NONLY
You gotta be shitting me with this Calvereena, really?
EARF
Let's just hear him out.
JEFFERS (SMALL TEXT)
Why didn't I say anything on this page?
CAPTION
You're in time out for your actions
JEFFERS (SMALL TEST)
Aw come on.