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PANEL 1
Movie theater set
Jonly in a diaper with sunken in eyes back at the movie theater
JONLY NONLY
Alright guys, I did it! I spent the last THIRTEEN hours and SEVENTEEN minutes watching ALL six Star Wars movies.
JONLY NONLY
In hind sight I shouldn't have drank so much soda while watching the prequels, it made the original trilogy very...
JONLY NONLY
...moist
CAPTION 3
Did we have to put him in a diaper? That's nasty.
CAPTION 2
It helps sell the point of what he just did.
PANEL 2
Movie theater set
Earf and Calvereena at table
EARF
Uhh....Jonly...are you wearing an adult diaper?
CALVEREENA
That's very much soiled?
CAPTION
Still pretty gross. Also, look at us getting along! BFFS!
CAPTION 3
Whoa now.
PANEL 3
Movie theater set
Close up of Jonly looking down
JONLY NONLY
Look, I'm not proud of it.
CAPTION
You're still an idiot.
PANEL 4
Movie theater set
Close up of Jonly looking away
JONLY NONLY
The point is I'm now up to speed with all the Star Wars lore and can appreciate this new movie!
PANEL 5
Movie theater set
Earf up close looking cocky
EARF
What about The Clone Wars and Rebels Cartoons? Those are in Cannon too!
PANEL 6
Movie theater set
Jonly looking sad
JONLY NONLY
Mother fucker...
PANEL 7
Movie theater set
Earch and Calvereena at table
JONLY NONLY (OFF PANEL)
Alright! I'll be back!
EARF
I wonder when he will be back, cause he's going to miss it.
CALVEREENA
Ok, back to the game. I cast my blaster attack on you with +1 damage for each stormtrooper I have in play, and I have three!
CAPTION
We're still an idiot.
CAPTION 3
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