Oh yeah, Blinky's back. Wait, that happened last strip? Sorry, I'm watching Vampire Sushi right now.

2026-02-26-SGTBLINKY-HE CANT BE FOR REAL
PANEL 1
Blinky blurry in the foreground. Lopez, Awesome Stance, and Dookie talking in the background. Stajoosh is off panel
LT LOPEZ
Can you believe this shit? Sarge wants to start the war again! We’ve been at peace with the green guys for ten years!
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Lt. Lopes, I mean the Green Leader did dish him here to go see the premiere of Hamilton on broadway.
LT LOPEZ
Wait a minute here, Hamilton premiered in August of 2015 and Sarge and the Green Leader flew off into the volcano in December of 2016. Something doesn’t line up here.
PRIVATE DOOKIE
And this comic takes place in some magical time period that is both in the past and current day.
STAJOOSH
It’s bed to just roll with it.
He can’t be for real?
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