PANEL 1
CHRISTMAS TREE
You know these candles you put on me will probably light me on fire.
POT
They are just lights, not real flames man.
CHRISTMAS TREE
Oh, sorry. It's hard to think right since you cut me off from my roots and are letting me die a slow, painful death in your house while you decorated me up like some cheap whore.
KETTLE
Sheesh man, it's our Christian tradition!
Sassy Night Before Xmas Tree
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